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Recent Movie Reviews


Charlie the Unicorn 3 Charlie the Unicorn 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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I both love you and hate you. I love you for making this, I hate you for making it funny so I can hear about for the next three months. 10/10.


Recent Game Reviews


.New Grounds. .New Grounds.

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Seriously, man?

This looked like it was going to be fun despite my erectile dysfunction tank, and then I fell in a dumb hole.



Infinite Chamber Infinite Chamber

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Entertaining... at most.

While it was good, the menacing talk didn't hold up much. The only real challenge to crossing was flashing lights which gave me a headache. It also didn't have any variety and only really kills time in the scope of things. Acceptable.



Azul Baronis Azul Baronis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So amazing.

So amazing. There is nothing wrong with it. It's so repetitive but it stays fresh and it's just so amazing. Amazing in every way.

This is a game you could (and should) sell to a big company, so it can have perfect online play, which it really, really, really needs. I could play this game all day.


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Recent Audio Reviews


requiem for supermen requiem for supermen

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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This is art.



Dry. [demo] Dry. [demo]

Rated 3 / 5 stars

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I feel like I never really got to hear the song. The notes just kept falling out of my grasp, had this been any longer it would have been a serious blueballs.



Tea and Crumpets Tea and Crumpets

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

For lack of a better word...

It was very repetitive. Although the hook was good, it just needs to progress a bit more. The solo instrument was very tasteful, and it does remind me of Brit Pop. The breakdown at 1:08 is an example - it needs more of those.
You're good at writing, you just need to flesh out your songs a bit more.